The Charter of
Confidentiality
> LAST REVISED: JANUARY, IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2026
I. Preamble
Greetings, esteemed patron. You have entered the chambers of Bulkibalkibul ("The Establishment"). We hold the sanctity of your private affairs in the highest regard and solemnly pledge to guard your secrets whilst you engage the counsel of our Artificial Intelligence. This document delineates our endeavour to protect your honour and personal data within the digital ether.
II. The Nature of Data Collected
In the course of our correspondence, we may acquire the following particulars:
The text of your missives, inquiries, and the context thereof, entrusted to our mechanical advisors strictly for processing.
Technical specifications including your Internet Protocol (IP) address, the nature of your browser, and device metrics, gathered strictly for security fortification and the optimization of the engines.
We utilise Google Analytics to discreetly observe the footfall and behaviour of patrons within our digital premises, ensuring a seamless experience without intrusive surveillance.
III. Alliance with External Guilds
To provide counsel of the highest calibre, we have formed alliances with the following service providers:
- Google Cloud & Vertex AI: The provider of our great steam engines and server infrastructure.
- OpenRouter & Anthropic: Distinguished providers of auxiliary intelligence models.
"Rest assured, good sir, we do not peddle your private particulars to market mongers or third-party merchants for the purpose of solicitation. What happens in the HQ, stays in the HQ."
IV. The Fortification of Secrets
We employ the most robust locks and digital fortifications to maintain the confidentiality of your discourse. However, one must be prudent; the ether (internet) is a perilous road, and no carriage is entirely impervious to highwaymen. We beseech you: do not entrust us with the keys to your treasury (credit card numbers) or other highly sensitive credentials within the chat.
V. Correspondence
Should you harbour inquiries or grievances regarding this charter, pray direct your missives to our Head of Affairs at:
bulkibalkibul@yandex.com